I have so many lame old t-shirts that choosing which ones to put in the quilt became a difficult (MEGA-ANAL) challenge. You don’t have to ever wear them, but you can display them, but you are displaying them in a funny way, but you can fold them up when your wife gets sick of looking them, but you can then take them out again when she falls asleep. There is something so exquisitely efficient (I.E., MEGA-ANAL) about making your old T-shirts into a quilt. Make them into a quilt! By which I mean, have a professional quilt-maker make them into a quilt. These shirts form a time-capsule of my unadventurous, white-person poseur existence.
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(A college lacrosse shirt, even though I have never touched a lacrosse stick an MTV Half-Hour Comedy Hour shirt I stole during a 1992 MTV interns swag-stealing free-for-all an actual go-kart bachelor party shirt from Rob Schneider’s actual go-kart bachelor party which I had an actual awesome time at.) I will never, ever wear these t-shirts again, but I cannot bring myself to throw them away. These t-shirts were acquired during the many activities typical of an unadventurous, white-person poseur existence.
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Follow many of you, I have a giant plastic container in my garage, crammed full of old t-shirts that I will never wear again.